Might I help you with anything? I shall answer any and all queries ... except those concerning what some insist on calling a "weekend".


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minervalilygardner:

Violet Crawley is the most flawless woman of life. Perfect woman is absolutely perfect.

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Honestly, all this promotion is most flattering!


posted 1 year ago with 4 notes (originally from minervaelizabethgardner)

wonderfulment-deactivated201207 asked: M'lady. What should I look for in a suitable husband?

I believe I’ve already answered a similar question. Just make sure he loves you above everything else.



Anonymous asked: would you rather die tonight or tomorrow?

There’s been enough death in Downton. Let’s not talk about it.



Anonymous asked: have you broken anything? like your hands?

Fortunately I have not. I try to be very careful.



Anonymous asked: Do you have magical blood?

Magical? Why, no I don’t. You must be confusing me with that woman who I’m told resembles me.



peldari asked: Have you ever met the His Majesty, King George the Fifth or any of his heirs?

No, I have not. But we might be very distantly related if that’s worth anything.



I think I shall turn in for the night now. Thank you all so much for your amusing questions. I’ll get to the rest tomorrow. 

I must say, though, all the interest concerning my late husband startles me. He would be pleased that he is receiving all this attention even in death.


posted 1 year ago with 0 notes
#Downton Abbey

Anonymous asked: What would happen to a ladies maid if she wants to get married? Does she have to leave service? Would you mind having a married ladies maid?

The lady’s maid would certainly have to leave, I’m afraid. She would not be able to work efficiently if half the time she was thinking about tending to her husband’s needs and not mine, so yes, I would mind. In fact, my previous lady’s maid left me to get married. It was most distressing.



Anonymous asked: I feel that my husband is having an affair? What should I do? Should I find out who the woman is and have her assasinated?

No, we can’t have anyone assassinated apparently. Believe me, if that were possible, many people I know wouldn’t be alive today. Perhaps you should talk to your husband and if you can, see if you can get him to admit it without looking like you’re snooping around.



Anonymous asked: When did you know you've fallen in love with the late Earl?

See the thing with love is that it sneaks up on you unexpectedly and you might not know it’s there for a long time. I don’t recall a moment when I realized I had fallen in love. All I knew was that I did love him.